'Mergency'

In the process of potty-training our 2 year old, there have been a few times when he needed to 'go' and there were no facilities around. So, we declared an "EMERGENCY" and helped him 'water the trees'.

While on vacation, my 2 year old came walking up to me, in broad daylight, across the front lawn, from the neighbor's house, carrying his pants and his underwear, saying, "Dad, I had a mergency so I peed on a tree. Can you help me?"

We talked about 'mergencies' and how to call 'em.